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If Michele Bachmann is the Answer, You’re Asking the Wrong Question

The Sticker — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 19:20:16 +0000

In the wake of her June 2011 debate performance promising to outlaw abortion even if the life of the mother is at stake, conservative America is falling over itself in praise of Michele Bachmann. Never mind that she supports the Patriot Act without reservation or reform. Never mind that Michele Bachmann has called the scientific study of evolution a “cult”. Never mind that in Michele Bachmann’s mind, carbon dioxide must be good because it’s “natural.” Never mind that Michele Bachmann is on the record trying to stop courts from ruling on whether the Defense of Marriage Act is unconstitutional or not (a big hint that she knows her side would lose).

No, actually, mind that. Mind all of those things. After all that, if Michele Bachmann is still the answer in the 2012 presidential race, you must be asking the wrong question.

Top 10 Liberal Bumper Stickers of October 2010

The Sticker — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 19:19:09 +0000

The following are the ten most popular bumper sticker designs sold by Irregular Times during the month of October 2010:

1. I Support President Barack Obama bumper sticker
2. Peace, Earth, Love, Obama bumper sticker
3. Red White and Blue Obama oval sticker
4. Earth O Barack Obama bumper sticker
5. Republicans are idiots, liars, thieves and thugs
6. Samuel Alito? Kiss your freedoms goodbye
7. Don’t Like Gay Marriage? Then Don’t Have One! car sticker
8. Share the Road bumper sticker
9. Question Authority bumper sticker
10. The GOP ReLIES on Ignorance bumper sticker

Six months ago, environmentalist themes dominated as we worried about oil spills. In October 2010, Barack Obama has surged back to the top of the liberal consciousness.

Mark a Winless Season in Sports With a 0-16 Bumper Sticker

The Sticker — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 17:03:22 +0000

The oddness of American culture is exposed by our interaction with sporting. Sports teams around the country are celebrated… for perfect winning seasons. Then “we” won with “our” team and it shows the superiority of “us” and “our city” or “our school.” Losing teams in football, baseball, basketball quickly become “them,” and “they” are ignored as not reflecting “our” good city or school. As the Detroit Lions face the planting of a perfect 0-16 season in the firm cement of history this Sunday, how will we react? Will fans turn their faces? Counteract the alienating amnesia of loss by noting the negative exception:

… then reassure the aspirational part of your soul with this mathematical truth: there is no way to go but up.

Top Ten Selling Liberal Bumper Stickers, December 1-14 2008

The Sticker — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:53:25 +0000

What is on the collective mind of liberal thinkers as the year 2008 draws to a close? One indication is in the choice of stickers liberals choose to decorate their cars with. We’re a pretty sticky bunch, we lefties, and some ideas (Get Your Laws Off My Body, Not all Who Wander are Lost) are perennial favorites, while others (That One ’08) are more fleeting. Here are the notions most often sticking in our craws right now (click on any of these bumper stickers to get one for yourself):

Barack 2008, Michele 2016 Bumper Sticker. Looking forward a bit much, are we? You can’t call us a dour bunch anymore, I think.

Go Solar Bumper Sticker. The sun rises on this car decal.

Obama ’08: Mission Accomplished. Yes, yes, we heard. It’s true if the mission is an election. If the mission is the implementation of progressive policy then we’re not there yet.

Peace, Earth, Love. Aw, how sweet… and literally iconic on this wordless bumper sticker.

Welcome to America: Now Speak Cherokee. A rejoinder to those who suppose that English was invented in the USA.

Peace Sign Earth Bumper Sticker. To care for one, ensure the other.

1-20-09 Car Decal. Celebrating the Inauguration of President Barack Obama pre-emptively. Better than pre-emptive war!

That SUV Makes Your Butt Look Big. Or does it make your head look small?

O: The President Bumper Sticker. It’s not W: The President any longer.

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Don’t Let the Door Hit You On the Way Out, George. The extra gloaty bumper sticker of the season.

Support Obama: Vote for “That One” Bumper Sticker

The Sticker — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:12:03 +0000

During last night’s debate between Barack Obama and John McCain, McCain dismissively referred to Obama as “That One.” In less than a month, John McCain will learn the peril of dismissing Barack Obama. Until then, show your support for Barack Obama as he runs for President with this bumper sticker:

I’m Voting for “That One”: Barack Obama for President bumper sticker

Exxon-McCain 2008 Bumper Sticker

The Sticker — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:16:47 +0000

Over at Democrats.org, they’ve put together a sweet little website, Exxon-McCain 2008, a parody site that reveals the connections between John McCain and the oil industry. Did you know, for instance, that John McCain has put together a little $4 Billion legislative gift to the oil companies while he runs around telling the rest of us little people that he can’t afford to do anything that would help us out of this energy crisis? For shame, John McCain!

Here is an Exxon-McCain 2008 bumper sticker to help spread the meme, using the style of the George W. Bush 2004 bumper sticker to help reinforce the idea that John McCain is just four more years of George W. Bush.