Bumper Sticker Definition of Environmentalism

What is environmentalism? I prefer this simple definition:Environmentalism is the crazy idea that we ought to clean up after ourselves.Defuse all the crazy right wing political nonsense about the environment with this straight talking bumper sticker, which reminds people that taking care of the environment is just a matter of the family values we try to teach our children.

Is the Earth getting hot, or is it just me?

Is the Earth getting hot, or is it just me? This bumper sticker tries to be sexy and socially conscious at the same time. Read the bumper sticker through three or four times, and you’ll get the double meaning. Are you hot, or is it just global warming? It’s green for the environment on the inside, but red hot on the outside.

My Other Car is a Hiking Boot

Open people’s minds to alternative forms of transportation with this environmentalist bumpersticker that reads: My other car is a hiking boot. Have human beings forgotten how to walk? Help remind them how to put one foot in front of the other.

Fight Global Warming and Get on your Bike

Global warming comes from the pollution of big factories, but also from the personal cars people drive, even on short trips. Help reduce the carbon emissions that fuel global warming. Get on your bicycle when taking trips within a shorter range. In protecting the environment, every bit of conservation counts.

Stop Watering the Lawn (bumper sticker)

Stop Watering the Lawn — You Live in the Desert! If you are a resident of Eastern California, Nevada, Utah, New Mexico, or Arizona, you know what I’m talking about. Get your fellow residents to stop acting like they still live in Wisconsin! (environmentalist sticker for denizens of the Southwest)

Tree Hugger Not A Smokestack Hugger

Pro-pollution activists mock environmentalists as tree huggers, but what’s the true alternative to environmentalism? Ought we to live in filth?As for myself, I would rather be a tree hugger than a smokestack hugger. Show the true alternative to living green with this environmentalist bumper sticker.

Drill, Baby, Drill? Bumper Sticker

Golly, but those Republicans sure had a good time chanting Drill, Baby, Drill during the last election cycle, didn’t they? Ask the Republicans now: How’s that "Drill Baby Drill" thing working out for you? How’s it working out for us all? With BP and Deepwater Horizon, all we can say is "Good gracious!"

What kind of sick mind would prevent someone from loving trees? Trees are one of the most basic, primal objects of adoration for humankind. Trees have been at the heart of human mythology and human subsistence for as long as there have been humans.

So yes, I’m a tree hugger, but I don’t just hug trees. I kiss them too.

Children take special delight in trees. So, Irregular Times offers the following video, featuring, in the middle, a boy climbing a tree and singing about it in delight. Isn’t that the very picture of happiness?

For those who are curious, here’s the very same bumper sticker seen in this video.